Let’s start with the facts. I have not been so cheery this season. My team’s flaws glow on strat night like a neon brothel sign in Utah. We stumble, we fall. The giant cardinal in the sky routinely drops shit bombs from the sky which have hit my dice often this season. When we hit, we often don’t pitch. When we pitch, we often don’t hit. The fielding has been sucky. The injuries have been sicky. Paul Skenes has been divine, but his 0-2 record heading into this series has

So uh...things haven't exactly gone as planned for the Brewers this year. We had some decent series' to start the year, then lost 4 straight series'. Any hope of competing is mostly shuttered. And now we're just trying to stay out of last. Which made this a very fitting moment for the Brewers to face the Cubs, another rebuilding team trying to win what they can. Last year, the Brewers-Braves series were among the most fun of the season, with miraculous events and huge stalema

It's been a frustratingly long time since the last time I did a writeup. In all actuality it's been three weeks but a lot of rough series have followed. The Giants, Nationals, Rockies and Reds have all piledrived my team, with the occasional win popping out but no real show of offensive prowess. It's a decent enough team, the rolls just haven't been coming. Well, this morning at Andy's, they came...to a degree. Both the Brewers and Padres were looking for a bounce back seri